I never understood my country's obsession with marital status and having kids .Its contemplated as a misdeed after 30 to stay single or without kids .Ours is a modern, yet puzzled society ambushed between modernity and stagnation. The norms for these factors have been laid & followed since medieval period, the aunties who are the Marraige & maternity Policy administartion Head have taken the burden to see that they are meticulously followed .Anyone whose not abiding by the norms get a verbal memorandum issued at all social functions .
A few days back while attending a marraige ceremony an aunt of a friend of mine asked the but obvious question "beta shaddi kab hui? and i with a expected reply answered "aunty three years back " and then i get a preplex expression with "beta have kids den other wise it will be late in life ...we are there too look after the baby ? and with a smiling lips i am Like "Aunty why dont you get a life,and if you dont have one let me have one(Ofcourse i dint say this but this was what was going in my head).One thing i would surely love to do, bring the baby and hand over to the aunty since she was so keen to look after. These aunties have pestered with aforesaid questions again & again .To accord I too have prepared myself with some amusing answers & once when asked i was like "Who knows may be im pregnant?"& the best one was "could you draw a picture of how to get one" ;P
The frivolous Sharma & Verma Aunties care for the entire worlds marraiges & Kids rather there own.They have a 500 page novel written on suggestions & are prepared to hold a chalk talk anywhere .It gives them a mammoth of pleasure, contributing to people whom they are meeting for the first & may be the last time. What they dont understand is that why,Why the hell would we listen to you when we dont even know u.
I met an unexampled women who was a distant cousin Aunt of mine & this was my third meeting with her in my thorough life.The entire evening she interpreted that how she gave birth to her 5 kids within 10 years before she turned 30.What could have been the backlashes if she would have delayed .She feared that she would have just had 2 girls and the other sons sonu monu & nonu would have never been born since later she was detected with a cyst .What i thought was "Aunty wish u would have stopped on the second so the world would have been saved from the 3 unruly punks of yours .
Dear Aunties, we beg you to sympathize with us ,We love kids and would love to change diapers & have one.We very well understand all repercussion attached to everything since we are well educated & informed individuals .Somehow pistering us in every social function, just worsens the idea of going out there & listening to those who hold least importance in our lifes.So please take a break and have fun with your children & Grand children pouring them with all opinions & Guidance that you have in store.And if they successfully follow even one of them then you may please go gaga about it rather then feeding on our brain cells :)
A few days back while attending a marraige ceremony an aunt of a friend of mine asked the but obvious question "beta shaddi kab hui? and i with a expected reply answered "aunty three years back " and then i get a preplex expression with "beta have kids den other wise it will be late in life ...we are there too look after the baby ? and with a smiling lips i am Like "Aunty why dont you get a life,and if you dont have one let me have one(Ofcourse i dint say this but this was what was going in my head).One thing i would surely love to do, bring the baby and hand over to the aunty since she was so keen to look after. These aunties have pestered with aforesaid questions again & again .To accord I too have prepared myself with some amusing answers & once when asked i was like "Who knows may be im pregnant?"& the best one was "could you draw a picture of how to get one" ;P
The frivolous Sharma & Verma Aunties care for the entire worlds marraiges & Kids rather there own.They have a 500 page novel written on suggestions & are prepared to hold a chalk talk anywhere .It gives them a mammoth of pleasure, contributing to people whom they are meeting for the first & may be the last time. What they dont understand is that why,Why the hell would we listen to you when we dont even know u.
I met an unexampled women who was a distant cousin Aunt of mine & this was my third meeting with her in my thorough life.The entire evening she interpreted that how she gave birth to her 5 kids within 10 years before she turned 30.What could have been the backlashes if she would have delayed .She feared that she would have just had 2 girls and the other sons sonu monu & nonu would have never been born since later she was detected with a cyst .What i thought was "Aunty wish u would have stopped on the second so the world would have been saved from the 3 unruly punks of yours .
Dear Aunties, we beg you to sympathize with us ,We love kids and would love to change diapers & have one.We very well understand all repercussion attached to everything since we are well educated & informed individuals .Somehow pistering us in every social function, just worsens the idea of going out there & listening to those who hold least importance in our lifes.So please take a break and have fun with your children & Grand children pouring them with all opinions & Guidance that you have in store.And if they successfully follow even one of them then you may please go gaga about it rather then feeding on our brain cells :)
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