I Eat Steak ,I Eat Ham & if you stop Me Il Eat You Too :)

Recently i did nothing enthralling for myself or the society in general.As usual media kept me persevering with unfitting news & coverage. The  Deepika padukone "my Choice "Video was recently in great public glare.Enough has  already been said about it & I'm not her to talk about any of the choices pertaining to  women rights  or empowerment . Iv got  a more scorned & subdued topic to talk & classify in the list of my choices.It is to be  " vegetarian" or "non vegetarian".We are a  country contemplating  as  developed country & a Rising global space power .Inspite of this we are still  caught between the Go green or the Eat Flesh Syndrome.

 Half of north indians are ardent vegetarians  while the other half consist of cannibals who have saliva even seeing a hen alive.Thank god i  am hedged by the later catagory of people who can   munch on anything &  everything .I tend to act appreciating all vegetarians ( rather sympathizing)but  never in the world undestood as to why,why do  they want to live? i mean for us non vegetarians, happiness means fish curry ,birthday means chicken pizza,fairwell means kadhai mutton,shaadi means chicken biryani so when theirs happiness there's flesh.Hailing from eastern part of india, my tongue   keeps moving to the fish curry,Chilly prawns & Fried Lobsters .We contemplate the navratras more like a 8 days mourning  session  & the fast done is more for flushing out the last  stock so that the fresh stock can be piled  on.

These days People are displaying  there drift towards vegetarian food, calling it  healthy & nutritious.For god sake people,  when is grass and leaves healthy.We eat who eats them so we are super healthy ofcourse(if thats the  logic u understand).We are celebrity crazy fellas who miniature everything they do.We will  join PETA to imprint them & continue the trend(It sounds like in vogue  " i am lover of animals and so a vegetarian  & a part of   PETA too") .One thing is for sure  u dont know (kareena kapoor must be gorging  on chicken biryani, I mean whose their too see) & secondly dont you remember how they  freaked out when   the Beef ban transpired.Loving animals dosen't mean each and every specific kind(u dont love sea cucumbers,scorpions) just  like loving people in general dosen't mean each and everyone.Moreover if killing animals is bad, then why are plants  meant to be crucified.Plants too are loved by many.Why eat vegetables when you love plants?Forthrightly no paneer,tofu,dals & green veggies can ever quench  you the way meat does.If youv never in your life tasted flesh ,i  feel pity for not having  known the  value of mortal human soul.The mere existence of human kind is to enjoy all pleasures bestowed on earth & One of the many  pleasure is nibbling NV.

There is one most interesting category of people whom I call semi vegetarians.Reason to call them  is they eat  nonvegetarians but don't want to be called one.A  social tabooed  country which claims to  being broad minded & liberal .Why on earth is it a  sin to eat meat.Din't  all gods accept sacrifices &  Undoubtedly they din't  sacrifice leaves & flowers .So dont  ever talk about  mythology for reasoning  your nasty thinking.Our taste buds are ours and mark me you do  have a pathetic one if you akin  grasses & leaves.Iv been staying in haryana for last 3 years, one thing i deter understanding that people here claim to be staunch vegetarians however the interpretation is different.It means you can eat outside but not at home.They somehow dont wont to be called nonvegetarians and can neither  resist eating meat.Analogous to  Sex discrimination,menstrual taboos,Homosexuality, Being  nonvegetarian too is considered a matter of social stigma.I  get a thunderbolt to see so many North Indian Women considering  it a  sin  to be catagorized as one.

  People please do eat if you feel like, if someone stops you in the name of  religious offense or being  socially inferior or unhealthy,  a straight punch on his face is what needs to be done.Be a vegan or a nonveg just for your own sake.As for me, i totally feel your missing a glimpse of heaven if your not gorging on one.

P.S Non vegetarians are considered violent too and  believe me  peace  is  the synonym of  me  :)

Always Good ,Always Sane &........Always Online !!

The other day my cook came early and we had a conversation realising the after effects later.

cook:DIDI What do i cook today?

Me:(My eyes immersed on the mobile screen) Check the fridge and make whatever lies there?

Cook: Theres only palak(my husband hates it), & aloo(i hate it) here

Me:(Still Glued to the screen)Make it & im stuck on the phone for the next 1 hour on group chat, with people I haven't met for long and may not meet them in future either.

After an hour i debut of the fools paradise and come to the offline world.To the utter catstrophe, I find a vegetable that could neither be eaten by me or my husband.It sounds sloppy but we are all caught in a stigma, gripped in the tomb of social media where we shank joke of someone or ourselves.

Recently the worldcup happened to which india faced a massive defeat from the aussies.These Matches have been happening since years but such a halla ballo has taken place with the augmentation of the love for Fb & whatsapp . Earlier the game was watched and forgotten in a day.Today Cyber storm has taken it all to a antithetic level.The team and their flings are roasted & bamboozled in videos,pictures,texts everywhere.All this dosent end here but is carried on for another lifespan unless some amusing subject comes up.

It sounds erroneous, but our lives appear superficial & synthetic, were we are doing things to boast & exhibit to others rather than our selves.We appear being caught in a dogma , giving some lame excuse for using word "social" then media to make a habitude of something diseased.Being social would never mean using fb or whatsapp rather a simple text or a call would be better.

My lovingly husband's routine includes 9 hours in office & 6 hours on whatsapp , indeed he has a world of reasons to give for this ailing obsession.My younger female cousins who are in college discuss everything from boys,fashion,books & the entire planet on wass app.I was amazed to find her teaching maths sum's to her friend on what's app.We are so reliant on these apps today that it could be a matter of life & death for us if shutdown.We have reached a stage when if the closure happened it could lead to brain malfunctioning where everybody would be turning into freebie zombies doing nothing.

The flashbacks takes us back to when Birthdays meant getting a call from everyone including those whom distance was just a call away.Wev lost the beauty of talking & listening .From marraige proposals to child birth news , Obituary news to consolation all have been acknowledged only being online .Emotos sticker have become our feelings & we are oblivious about turning into robots who use text & stickers to convey our motility.

Family Disputes are these days showcased through status messages .It appears strange how people are so keen to flag there personal life's , our private lives are no more private. One crazy incident was when a distant cousin of mine had to deliver her baby.Her husband recorded her predeliver actions, and made a video to exhibit on social sites.The video featured her screaming & yelling in labour pain & all I could do was recollect the movie "maniac on the loose"(for the husband) .There are times when sitting in a room with four friends, whom we have been desperate to meet and talk to all this while.When finally together we are buried in our whatsapp with some other's.We have 500 friends on our network and not one whom we could pour our hearts out to.When we are with this we are talking to that and its vis a vis . Iv met a few people who keep refreshing Wass app after every thirty minutes to check all heart breaks & Heart mend status messages.So people we are not social, rather dingy stalkers sitting futile and sneaking everywhere but our own lives.Whatsapp is taking a toll in our life's mentally & we dont realize but slowly and steadily wev been drowning in the never ending Atlantis pothole .

Our ancestors had tail but they never used it , eventually the later generation did not have it, likewise get set for a generations subsequently being born dumb.People pursuing outdoor activities would be given national & international awards .I truly & genuinely long for a day, when the government banishes all social networking sites, for the world to be a better place more natural & normal like the 70's & 80's.Guys if u think whatsApp is taking a toll on u, making ur lyf confined to the online world just delete,delete the god damn account and see what  beauty  are you missing in  life.